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- A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
- A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.
- A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
- A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
- A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
- A bird in the hand is dead.
- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
- A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.
- A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
- A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
- A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
- A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. – Franklin D. Roosevelt
- A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
- A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.
- A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library.
- A crisis is when you cannot say “let’s just forget the whole thing.”