I’M HUNGRY.
I’m hungry.
I’M SLEEPY.
I’m sleepy.
I’M TIRED.
I’m tired.
I’VE GOTTA PEE.
Get out of the way.
I’VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I GET YOUR COAT?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
LET ME GET YOUR DOOR.
I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
NICE DRESS!
Nice cleavage!
YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.
I want to fondle you!
WHAT’S WRONG?
I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT’S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
WHAT’S WRONG?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I’M BORED.
Do you want to have sex?
I LOVE YOU.
Can we have sex now?
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OK, I said it. We’d better have sex now!
GOOD MORNING.
That was great sex. Let’s have more!
SEE YOU LATER.
That was great sex. Let’s have more!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET’S TALK, HONEY.
I’m trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.