10. “My house isn’t all cluttered with thoughtful birthday presents”
9. “Between my birthday and the damn groundhog, February’s a non-stop party”
8. “Though it’s not legal, I pay my taxes once every four years, too”
7. “You think I’d be appearing on national TV if I’d been born February 28th?”
6. “How many people get a car on their fifth birthday?”
5. “We still pay the children’s price at the movies”
4. “Lack of birthday cake has kept me relatively thin”
3. “There’s nothing good about it — I just wanted to meet Cosby”
2. “Dumb people think you’re supernatural”
1. “I don’t know why, but it gets me a lot of tail”