Ten Signs Your Accountant Is Nuts

  1. Advises you to save postage by filing your taxes telepathically.
  2. Counts a family of possums living in your yard as dependents.
  3. Demands that you call him the “Una-Countant”.
  4. He laughs at the demand for an audit.
  5. He’s got a GST Form tattooed on his arm.
  6. In several places on your tax forms he’s written, “Give or take a million dollars”.
  7. Insists that there’s no such number as four.
  8. Instead of a C.P.A. license, he’s got a framed photo of a shirtless Peter Costello.
  9. Tells you to put all your money into British cattle futures.
  10. You notice that his “calculator” is just a broken VCR remote.

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