Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogâ€™s collar and twists, breaking the dogâ€™s neck.
A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
â€œForty Niners fan saves friend from vicious animalâ€, he starts writing in his notebook.
â€œBut Iâ€™m not a Niners fan,â€ the boy replies.
â€œOakland Raiders fan rescues friend from horrific attack,â€ says the reporter as he writes in his notebook.
â€œIâ€™m not a Raiders fan either,â€ the boy says.
â€œThen what are you?â€ the reporter asks.
â€œIâ€™m a Cowboys fan!â€ the boy says proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, â€œRedneck bastard kills family pet!â€