…the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground;
…the trees are whistling for the dogs;
…the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance;
…hot water now comes out of both taps;
…you can make sun tea instantly;
…you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron;
…the temperature drops below 95°F (35°C) and you feel a little chilly;
…it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car;
…you discover that you can get sunburned through your clothes;
…you actually burn your hand opening the car door;
…you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
…your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?”
…you realize that asphalt has a liquid state;
…potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper;
…farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs;
…the cows are giving evaporated milk;
…you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water;
…you eat hot peppers to cool off;
AND
…kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is outside.