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Understanding Your Paycheck

Gross pay – $1222.02
Income Tax – 244.40
Outgo Tax – 45.21
State Tax – 11.61
Interstate Tax – 61.10
County Tax – 6.11
City Tax – 12.22
Rural Tax – 4.44
Back Tax – 1.11
Front Tax – 1.16
Side Tax – 1.61
Up Tax – 2.22
Down Tax – 1.11
Tic-Tacs – 1.98
Thumbtacks – 3.93
Carpet Tacks – 0.98
Stadium Tax – 0.69
Flat Tax – 8.32
Surtax – 3.46
Ma’am Tax – 2.60
Parking Fee – 5.00
No Pkg Fine – 10.00
F.I.C.A. – 81.88
T.G.I.F. Fund – 9.95
Life Ins. – 5.85
Health Ins. – 16.23
Disability – 2.50
Ability – 0.25
Liability Ins. – 3.41
Dental Ins. – 4.50
Mental Ins. – 4.33
Reassurance – 0.11
Coffee – 6.85
Coffee Cups – 66.51
Calendar – 3.06
Floor Rental – 16.85
Chair Rental – 0.32
Desk Rental – 4.32
Union Dues – 5.85
Union Don’ts – 3.77
Cash Advances – 0.69
Cash Retreats – 121.35
Overtime – 1.26
Undertime – 54.83
Eastern Time – 9.00
Central Time – 8.00
Mountain Time – 7.00
Pacific Time – 6.00
Bath Time – 4.44
Time Out – 12.21
Oxygen – 10.02
Water – 16.54
Heat – 51.42
Air – 46.83
Misc – 144.38

Take Home Pay: $0.02

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