Things not to say to a naked man
- I’ve Smoked Fatter Joints Than That.
- Ahhhh, It’s Cute.
- Why Don’t We Just Cuddle?
- You Know They Have Surgery To Fix That.
- Make It Dance.
- Can I Paint A Smiley Face On It?
- Wow, And Your Feet Are So Big.
- It’s OK, We’ll Work Around It.
- Will It Squeak If I Squeeze It?
- Oh No… A Flash Headache.
- (giggle And Point)
- Can I Be Honest With You?
- How Sweet, You Brought Incense.
- This Explains Your Car.
- Maybe If We Water It, It’ll Grow.
- Why Is God Punishing Me?
- At Least This Won’t Take Long.
- I Never Saw One Like That Before.
- But It Still Works, Right? 20. It Looks So Unused.
- Maybe It Looks Better In Natural Light.
- Why Don’t We Skip Right To The Cigarettes?
- Are You Cold?
- If You Get Me Real Drunk First.
- Is That An Optical Illusion?
- What Is That?
- It’s A Good Thing You Have So Many Other Talents.
- Does It Come With An Air Pump?
- So This Is Why You’re Supposed To Judge People On Personality.
- I Guess This Makes Me The ‘early Bird.
