“Standards are Falling”

My wife was at one of the math parties, getting rather bored.
A friend of mind explained to her that there was one conversation
line that always worked with professors. Just say
“Standards are falling.”
Another professor overheard this, and turned around to say that
this was absolutely true, and we spent the next half hour
complaining about how standards are falling.

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