She Was So Blonde That – That Was Funny

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
If you gave her a penny for her thought, you’d get change back.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says, “sign here” she put, “Sagittarius.”
If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test – and failed.
It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
She sold the car for petrol money.
When she took you to the airport and saw the sign that said, “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.