IN PRISON: you spend a majority of your time in an 8x 10 cell
AT WORK: you spend most of your time in an 6x 8 cubicle
IN PRISON: you get three meals a day
AT WORK: you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for
it
IN PRISON: a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself
IN PRISON: you can watch t.v. and play games
AT WORK: you get fired for watching t.v. and playing games
IN PRISON: you get your own toilet
AT WORK: you have to share
IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK: you cannot even speak to your family and friends
IN PRISON: all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required
AT WORK: you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON: you spend most of your life looking through the bars
from the inside waiting to get out
AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
inside the bars
IN PRISON: there are wardens who are often called sadistic
AT WORK: they are called managers