After a horrible day at the office a man gets home from work. When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says, “Hi, Honey. Notice anything different about me?”
“Oh, I don’t know. You got your hair done.”
“Nope, try again.”
“Oh, you bought a new dress.”
“Nope, keep trying.”
“You got your nails done.”
“No, try again.”
“I give up. I am too tired to play twenty questions.”
“I’m wearing a gas mask!”