Men Only Hear What They Want

What a Woman says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon, you and I need to clean up , your

stuff is laying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear

if we don’t do the laundry right now!!!!”

What a Man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON

blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!