Before – You take my breath away.
After – I feel like I’m suffocating.
Before – She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.
Before – Ricky & Lucy.
After – Fred & Ethel.
Before – Saturday Night Live.
After – Monday Night Football.
Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…
Before – Is that all you are eating?
After – Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
Before – Wheel of Fortune.
After – Jeopardy.
Before – It’s like living a dream.
After – It’s a nightmare.
Before – Turbocharged.
After – Needs a jump-start
Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Idol.
After – Idle.
Before – He’s lost without me.
After – Why can’t he ask for directions?
Before – When together, time stands still.
After – This relationship is going nowhere.
Before – Oysters.
After – Fishsticks.
Before – I can hardly believe we found each other.
After – How did I end up with someone like you?