A man goes into a restaruant, sits down and starts reading the menu. The menu
says:
Broiled Accountant $5.95 per plate
Fried Engineer $7.95 per plate
Toasted Teacher $7.95 per plate
Grilled Geologist $25.95 per plate
The man calls a waiter over and asks “Hey, why does the Grilled Geologist cost
so much more?”
The waiter says, ” Are you kidding? Do you know how hard it is
to clean one of them?!?!”