Famous Statistician

Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous
statistician. I’m probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the
phone, most probably the latter, according to my latest calculations.
Supposing that the universe doesn’t end in the next 30 seconds, the odds of
which I’m still trying to calculate, you can leave your name, phone number,
and message, and I’ll probably phone you back. So far the probability of
that is about 0.645. Have a nice day.