“Let us all bask in television’s warm glowing warming glow.” “Beer. Now there’s a temporary […]

“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know […]

“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!” […]

15. Don’t worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -God […]