A Grandmother was talking to her young grandson, trying to explain the dangers of smoking. “Now Johnny,†she said, “you have to promise Grandma that, once you’re a grown man, you will never smoke, and never drink.â€
“Never, Grandma?†asked little Johnny.
“Never, boy, not even once,†replied the grandmother.
With his eyes wide as saucers, Johnny asked “But won’t I get thirsty?â€