17 Warnings You Can’t Afford to Miss

  1. On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
  2. On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
  3. On Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”
  4. On a bag of Fritos:”You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
  5. On some Swann frozen dinners: “Serving suggestions: Defrost.”
  6. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: “Fits one head.”
  7. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) “Do not turn upside down.”
  8. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after beating.”
  9. On packaging for an iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
  10. On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”
  11. On sleep aid: “Warning: may cause drowsiness.”
  12. On a Korean kitchen knife: “Warning keep out of children.”
  13. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
  14. On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
  15. On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
  16. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”
  17. On a Swedish chain saw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”