14 Things That Never Happened On Seinfeld

1. A character dumps his/her girlfriend/boyfriend for a good
reason.

2. Jerry invites Newman into his apartment.

3. Susan (George’s fiance if anyone doesn’t know) let’s George
keep any sort of private information secret.

4. Jerry dates a woman over a size 15.

5. The viewers see the inside of Kramer’s apartment.

6. A character goes out with someone for a full week and doesn’t
have sex.

7. Uncle Leo accuses nobody of being an Anti-Semantic.

8. Steinbrenner shuts up for a minute and lets George talk.

9. Mr. Peterman enters a conversation without telling a boring
anecdote.

10. Kramer knocks before entering Jerry’s apartment.

11. Kramer gets a real job.

12. Kramer gets evicted for not paying his rent since he has no
source of income.

13. The owner of the diner which Jerry and the gang hang out at
kicks them out for sitting there for 30 minutes without ordering
anything.

14. Ten minutes go by in the show and no two characters start
bickering about something insignificant and stupid.