Things You’d Never Hear a Southern American Say

• I thought Graceland was tacky.

• No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

• Do you think my hair is too big?

• Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

• The tires on that truck are too big.

• I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.

• Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

• Damned if that polititian ain’t honest!

• We’re vegetarians.

• I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

• You can’t feed that to the dog.

• Trim the fat off that steak.

• I just love the Opera

• Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

• Wrasslin’s fake.

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