1. “I’m really keen to work for you – I hear the drugs are good.”
2. “I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately every company I
have worked for has since closed down.”
3. “I’ll kill myself if I don’t get a job.”
4. “I know where you live.”
5. Any sentence beginning with “I was recently acquitted.”
6. “I’m really tall, so I think I’d be well suited to this job.”
7. Happy faces.
8. “By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.”
9. “My turn-ons include…”
10. “I’m confident that I’ll get this job. God told me.”