Iâ€™d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Dance like nobody is watching and love like itâ€™s never gonna hurt.
There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would be produced.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
A Jury, 12 people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
As you slide down the banister of life, may their be no splinters pointing the wrong way.