Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: you spend a majority of your time in an 8x 10 cell

AT WORK: you spend most of your time in an 6x 8 cubicle

IN PRISON: you get three meals a day

AT WORK: you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for

IN PRISON: a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON: you can watch t.v. and play games

AT WORK: you get fired for watching t.v. and playing games

IN PRISON: you get your own toilet

AT WORK: you have to share

IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit

AT WORK: you cannot even speak to your family and friends

IN PRISON: all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work

AT WORK: you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

IN PRISON: you spend most of your life looking through the bars
from the inside waiting to get out

AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
inside the bars

IN PRISON: there are wardens who are often called sadistic

AT WORK: they are called managers