What do you expect from such simple creatures?Â
-Your last name stays put.Â
-The garage is all yours.Â
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.   Â
-Chocolate is just another snack.Â
-You can be President.Â
-You can never be pregnant.Â
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.Â
-You can wear NOÂ shirt to a water park.Â
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.Â
-The world is your urinal.Â
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.Â
-You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Â
-Same work, more pay.Â
-Wrinkles add character.Â
-Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.Â
-People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.Â
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.Â
-New shoes don’t cut , blister, or mangle your feet.Â
-One mood all the time.                                       Â
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.Â
-You know stuff about tanks.Â
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.Â
-You can open all your own jars.Â
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.Â
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.                                                           Â
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Â
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.Â
-You almost never have strap problems in public.Â
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Â
-Everything on your face stays its original color.Â
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.  Â
-You only have to shave your face and neck.                               Â
-You can play with toys all your life.Â
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.Â
-One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.Â
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.Â
-You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.Â
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.                                                                Â
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.                  Â
No wonder men are happier.            Â