Great Female Comebacks

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”

“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I am the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be, too, if you sit down.”

“I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
“You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”

“So what do you do for a living?”
“I’m a female impersonator.”

“Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.”
“Yeah! Let’s pock up some chicks!”

“Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
“Do Not Enter.”

“If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.”
“Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”

“I’d go through anything for you.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

“I would go to the end of the world for you.”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”

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