Books you’ve never read

1) A Guide to Arab Democracies

2) A Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman

3) Amelia Earhart’s Guide to the Pacific Ocean

4) Career Opportunities for History Majors

5) Contraception by Pope John Paul II

6) Detroit – A Travel Guide (with a forward by H. Mainhardt)

7) Different Ways to Spell “BOB”

8) Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection of Motivational Speeches

9) Easy UNIX

10) Canadian Tips on World Dominance

11) Everything Men Know About Women

12) French Hospitality

13) Bob Dole: The Wild Years

14) How to Sustain a Musical Career by Art Garfunkel

15) Mike Tyson’s Guide to Dating Etiquette

16) Mormon Divorce Lawyers

17) Popular Lawyers

18) Staple Your Way to Success

19) Tasty Bile Recipes

20) The Amish Phone Book

21) Gypsy Sports Heroes

22) Gourmet Recipes From Michigan

23) Chic Mormon Hairstyles

24) Remarkable Texans

25) Around the World in a Peugeot

26) Fat-free German Cooking

27) English Tanning Secrets

28) The Charm of the South

29) Swiss Beaches- A Guide

30) Spicy Irish Cooking

31) Brilliant Spanish Military Campaigns

32) Great Cars of Russia

33) Advances in Chinese Human Rights

34) Investing – The Albanian Way

What newspapers America reads

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t understand the Washington Post.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could spare the time.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.