Birth Rate

An Alabama couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked
them what finally made them make the decision — why after
nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article
that one out of every ten children being born in North
America was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance
on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could
speak Spanish.