Then there was the elderly gentleman who had serious hearing problems for years. He went to the doctor who was able to have him fitter for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to heat 100%.
The old man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family mush be really pleased that you can hear again.”
To which the old man said, “Oh, I have not told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I have changed my will three times!”