One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful†in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.†“Very good, Suzie,†replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,†he said. “Excellent, Michael!â€
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, …just fucking beautiful!