One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word â€œbeautifulâ€ in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, â€œMy father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.â€ â€œVery good, Suzie,â€ replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael. â€œMy mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,â€ he said. â€œExcellent, Michael!â€
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. â€œLast night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, â€˜Beautiful, â€¦just fucking beautiful!