A Haircut

A man goes into the hairdressers.

He has only three hairs on his head.

The hairdresser says, “What would you like done?”

The man replies, “I’ll have a side parting please.”

The hairdresser tries that, but a hair falls out.

“Just make it a middle parting,” says the man.

The hairdresser tried that, too, and another hair falls out.

The hairdresser apologizes.

“It’s okay,” says the man, “just leave it a mess!”

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