Performance Terms

  • Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone
  • Average Employee – Not too bright
  • Exceptionally Well Qualified – Made no major blunders yet
  • Work Is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date
  • Active Socially – Drinks a lot
  • Family Is Active Socially – Spouse drinks, too
  • Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does
  • Quick Thinking – Offers plausible excuses
  • Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision
  • Aggressive – Obnoxious
  • Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it
  • Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English
  • Meticulous Attention To Detail – A nit picker
  • Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a loud voice
  • Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky
  • Keen Sense Of Humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
  • Career Minded – Back Stabber
  • Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else

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