Notice Anything New?

After a horrible day at the office a man gets home from work.  When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says, “Hi, Honey.  Notice anything different about me?”

“Oh, I don’t know.  You got your hair done.”

“Nope, try again.”

“Oh, you bought a new dress.”

“Nope, keep trying.”

“You got your nails done.”

“No, try again.”

“I give up.  I am too tired to play twenty questions.”

“I’m wearing a gas mask!”

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