She Was So Blonde That

  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • If you gave her a penny for her thought, you’d get change back.
  • She tripped over a cordless phone.
  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • At the bottom of the application where it says, “sign here” she put, “Sagittarius.”
  • If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
  • She studied for a blood test – and failed.
  • It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • She sold the car for petrol money.
  • When she took you to the airport and saw the sign that said, “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.

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