A Traffic Policeman

A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
‘Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.’
‘Well,’ replies the woman, ‘I have contacts.’
‘Lady, I don’t care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.’

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