10 Things Men Won’t Say

1. Let’s watch Lifetime!

2. Sex is overrated.

3. I don’t want to go too far on the first date.

4. Yes, I did notice your sister’s breasts are bigger than yours.

5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.

6. I’m glad I don’t have a large penis.

7. My hips are too big.

8. Aw, can’t we watch Oprah?

9. Does this suit make me look fat?

10. I’ll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

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