A Wife or A Mistress?

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative
merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife
and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.

The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of
security lowers your stress and is good for your health.

The mathematician says: ” You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so
that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress
thinks you’re with your wife — you can do some mathematics.

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